Sarah Palin to Reside in Soundproof Bubble Through November
From Indecision…
Thankfully, it looks like America will be completely spared
from the drudgery of having to find out if Republican vice-presidential
nominee Sarah Palin is capable of formulating sentences that weren't
written for her in advance…
According to Nicole Wallace of the McCain campaign, the
American people don't care whether Sarah Palin can answer specific
questions about foreign and domestic policy.
No, of course they don't. Do you wanna know why? Because that shit is booooorrrriiiiing!
Seriously, who gives a fuck if the person who's gonna run our
country if John McCain dies of oldmanephalitus knows the difference
between Sunnys and She-Hulks. Or why exactly Russia decided to invade
South Carolina last month. Zzzzzzzzzz…
Oh, you'll have to excuse me. I just fell asleep from that stuff being completely irrelevant and un-hockey-mommish.
According to Wallace — in an appearance [Time
Magazine's Jay Carney] did with her [yesterday] morning on Joe
Scarborough's show — the American people will learn all they need to
know (and all they deserve to know) from Palin's scripted speeches and
choreographed appearances on the campaign trail and in campaign ads.
That's right! You don't tell 'em Sarah!
If the media wanted to know more about you and your life prior to a
week ago, they shouldn't have tried to learn anything about you or your
life prior to a week ago.
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