posted by: comedy central insider

From Indecision

Adam McKay — former SNL head writer and director of Anchorman and
Step Brothers — wrote a hilarious editorial in the Huffington Post
called "We're Gonna Frickin' Lose this Thing", and it is totally hilarious…

"Stop saying that!" my wife says to me. But this is not
a high school football game and I'm not a cheerleader with a bad
attitude. This is an election and as things stand now, we're gonna
frickin' lose this thing. Obama and McCain at best are even in the
polls nationally and in a recent Gallup poll McCain is ahead by four
points.

Something is not right. We have a terrific candidate and a terrific
VP candidate. We're coming off the worst eight years in our country's
history. Six of those eight years the Congress, White House and even
the Supreme Court were controlled by the Republicans and the last two
years the R's have filibustered like tantrum throwing 4-year-olds, yet
we're going to elect a Republican who voted with that leadership 90% of
the time and a former sportscaster who wants to teach Adam and Eve as
science? That's not odd as a difference of opinion, that's logically
and mathematically queer…

I'm telling you, we're going to lose this thing. And afterwords
we'll blame ourselves the same way we did with Gore and Kerry (two
candidates a thousand times more qualified to lead than W Bush.) Just
watch.. McCain wins by a point or two and we all walk around saying
things like "Obama was too well spoken." "Biden wasn't lovable enough."

Wait a minute. That wasn't funny at all.

Why did I read that?

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