Seth MacFarlane Unveils Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

What do you get when you cross the Internet with T.V.'s Most Innovative Mind?* A better question, what happens when you hand Seth MacFarlane the GDP of a small South American country to make Family Guy sketches for the web, unfettered by the bounds of needless exposition?

Enter The Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy, which premiered its first two shorts today, one based off of the game show Pyramid, the other a nod to the original Super Mario Bros. So far the only thing we've proved is that Seth MacFarlane stopped giving a shit about pop culture circa 1985.

Listen, I WANT this project to succeed. If he manages to justify his contract to the sponsor, it's late 90's pre-Internet bubble all over again. Just think, there are two relatively untapped decades of pop culture knowledge to draw from for your web venture.

*This is a direct quote from Teaser #2. If that isn't
a giant flying "fuck you" to Jackson Publick, Matt Stone, Trey Parker,
Tina Fey, Larry David, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert — every
showrunner/head writer you love on the 'tube, I don't know what is. Just sayin'.