Be afraid of the "hairy upper lip of justice." What I really want to know is why police, dentists and Iraqi government officials are the only professional holdouts who continue to believe the mustache is acceptable? I was originally going to mention that this was NSFW, but that's not quite technically accurate — there just isn't a category to accurately describe "wacky facial hair closeup humor that's occasionally gross just because it deals with facial hair." Or perhaps "Rated R for some mustache sex, mustache violence and girls with mustaches."


 

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