
If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that there should be a sequel to Beverly Hills Ninja. Why do you think they never ask about that in Presidential debates? Because Republicans and Democrats are a united front in support of a Beverly Hills Ninja sequel, so asking about it would be a waste of both the candidates' and the voters' time. Also, David Hasselhoff:
"Beverly Hills Ninja 2," a sequel to the 1997 action comedy, will lense[sic] in South Korea starting next month, making it the first mainstream Hollywood pic to do so.
David Hasselhoff, Lucas Grabeel ("High School Musical") and Taiwanese model-turned-actress Lin Chiling ("Red Cliff") are set to star in the sequel.
If you're still not convinced this is a great idea, chew on a few facts about the original Beverly Hills Ninja:
This. Just. Makes. Sense.
[Via Digg]
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