David Hasselhoff to Star in Beverly Hills Ninja 2

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that there should be a sequel to Beverly Hills Ninja. Why do you think they never ask about that in Presidential debates? Because Republicans and Democrats are a united front in support of a Beverly Hills Ninja sequel, so asking about it would be a waste of both the candidates' and the voters' time. Also, David Hasselhoff:

"Beverly Hills Ninja 2," a sequel to the 1997 action comedy, will lense[sic] in South Korea starting next month, making it the first mainstream Hollywood pic to do so.

David Hasselhoff, Lucas Grabeel ("High School Musical") and Taiwanese model-turned-actress Lin Chiling ("Red Cliff") are set to star in the sequel.

If you're still not convinced this is a great idea, chew on a few facts about the original Beverly Hills Ninja:

1. It's 11 years old.
2. Its lead actor is dead.
3. It made over a million dollars at the box office.
4. It's widely regarded by most critics as one of the 20 best Nicollette Sheridan films of the late-mid-90s.

This. Just. Makes. Sense.

[Via Digg]