David Plouffe Tries to Explain How Barack Obama Can Win This Thing
From Indecision 2008…
You know, of all my email buddies, I'd have to say that David
Plouffe — Barack Obama's campaign manager — is the one who most often
writes asking for money. Yeah, even more than my friend Arnie. The one
with the huffing addiction. (Who'd have guessed cans of spray paint
could be so expensive?)
So, I just checked my email and — after explaining to Arnie that
high-end paint probably isn't any more effective for his purposes than
the generic stuff — I come across an email from Plouffe, that goes
roughly like this…
Blah blah blah Hope. Blah blah blah McCain's a dick. Blah blah money blah blah blah donate blah blah fifty state strategy.
However,this time there was something mildly interesting in the
email. A link to a video in which Plouffe promised to lay out his plans
for winning the election without the use of any pit bulls, hockey moms
or POW scars…
Meh. I still think they could do with a pit bull or two.
Also…
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