September 19th 5:05PM by
Matt Tobey
Six Reasons Alaska Is Evil
You might think it's weird to call Alaska evil, because Hell is evil and Hell is hot, whereas Alaska it notable for few things other than being cold. And that's how I know you don't read your Bible, because if you did, you'd know it was Inuits that cut King Solomon's baby in half. See, Alaska is so evil, it went past being hot like Hell all the way back around to being cold again. These people know what I'm talking about.
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