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Tina Fey is good at two things: Winning Emmys and losing her purse. Also, she is good at everything else. [People]

LOLcats are okay, but they don't have enough George Takei… until now! [ROFL Razzi]

Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau's new movie will make "money." Get it? Cause in that movie they used the word "money" sometimes. [RTE Entertianment]

How will Little Britain translate in HBO's version of the popular British show? [Advocate]

Patton Oswalt will be on Conan tonight. If those two mated it would be the funniest baby ever. [Courier Journal]

Jerry Lewis has gun charges dropped because he's old. When I'm his age, I'm taking my ray gun to the Space Airport and no one will stop me! [BBC]

George Lopez helps Obama court the Latino vote. Does anyone court people anymore? I want to court Judge Judy. [Freep]

I want to pitch this Craigslist post to Hollywood. It'll make a million dollars and then I'll finally be able to afford my addiction to snorting dried Panda blood. [Gawker]

Fred Willard to host first annual Fido awards. I hope that dog from Beverly Hills Chihuahua wins every award ever. [Market Watch]

There's a new Hate By Numbers and this time it's about Chuck Norris's politics. [Cracked]