Colbert: The Market Demands Human Flesh!
We're each preparing for 2Great 2Depression in our own way. I myself have put all my money into mattresses. Now, I haven't taken out my savings in cash and stuffed it into mattress; I'm not crazy. No, I've converted all of my liquid assets to mattresses. Dozens of them. And they're delicious! Stephen Colbert, on the other mattress, is preparing for economic Armageddon by being hilarious and awesome.
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