September 30, 2008 10:48 am
comedy central insider
comedy central insider
We're each preparing for 2Great 2Depression in our own way. I myself have put all my money into mattresses. Now, I haven't taken out my savings in cash and stuffed it into mattress; I'm not crazy. No, I've converted all of my liquid assets to mattresses. Dozens of them. And they're delicious! Stephen Colbert, on the other mattress, is preparing for economic Armageddon by being hilarious and awesome.
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I'm looking forward to it. I have no assets in the stock market. I also don't bet on horses or lottery numbers.
It's not illiquid, it's worth less than you're trying to sell it for. Hold on to it yourselves!
thanks for giving a down-and-out job fan something to laugh about, stephen. the market will eat us alive. i'm torn between the two sides, because the rot must be torn out and the wound cauterized… in that light i think the house repubs did the right thing. on the other hand, something will have to be done to stop the bleeding before the whole body dies.
i say we ampute the head. hope we pull through.
they want a pound of flesh? Go to the stupid bankers that let it happen in the first place! Go to Wall Street!
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lol stephen colbert is the best