Simon Pegg is losing friends and alienating Ricky Gervias. [Daily Mail]
Simon Pegg reminds us he is cool even though he insults people of equal coolness. [Canada]
If you're in LA, struggling to break into showbiz, Apatow needs extras. If you're in LA and not struggling to break into showbiz, who are you? [A Special Thing]
Michael Cera and Kat Dennings of Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist talk about being total poseurs. [AV Club]
Joel McHale predicts reality TV won't die. Struggling Americans should all get reality shows. It's the most secure job right now. [Tampa Bay]
Kristen Schaal has been on HBO, Comedy Central, and AMC. TV should just make a 24-hour Kristen Schaal channel. [LA Times]
Orson Welles considered shooting his first film from first person perspective. Peep Show on Spike beat him to it, proving once again Orson was a penis. [Wired]
Jack Black to be "Bourne" again. Because he's gonna be in a Bourne Identity spoof. I immediately disown this joke. [Slash Film]
Seinfeld geeks rejoice, director Bob Weide reveals the origins of Prognosis Negative. [Salon]
Tina Fey is too busy making things I love to attend meetings to make more things I'll love. [Gawker]
Louis C.K. is quickly becoming the most important person making masturbation jokes of our time. [Punchline Magazine]
Jack McBrayer cast in Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore. Why not Pussy Galore? Did some other movie use that already? [Hollywood Reporter]
If all of these movies had cellphones in it, movies would be shorter and have more cellphones in them. [College Humor]
I would pay to see John Hodgman read the phone book. He does one better by reading his spam for free. [Boing Boing]