Yesterday was Yom Kippur, which can mean only one thing: I spent the day trying to remember if that's the one where they eat the crackers or the one where they paint monkeys. According to Wikipedia, it's neither, and that second guess is way off. Actually, the real one thing that Yom Kippur means is Stephen Colbert busted out 888-OOPS-JEW, his Jewish atonement hotline, which is also 888-MOPS-KEY, a mop specialist hotline. Gilbert Gottfried called in to offer Stephen his own aristocratic apology.
As in years past, the number actually works, so you can leave your own apologies and mop questions, and they might make it onto the air.
it's called freedom of speech. get a life and deal with it. don't take it personally. i bet sabrina tastes worse!
Hey Sabrina, you're retarded! =)
Lighten up, Sabrina
I think that your line is in extremely poor taste. The telephone of course is a shade of the swastika. It is time, Stephen Colbert that you apologize to the Jews of the world for your poor taste.