I'm an American who drives crappy American cars, still having trouble turnin those dang corners! Like tryin to find the badger in my ladyfriend's sewer canal!

OH YEAH have you assholes ever heard of the toothbrush? Have a nice day Queers"

Poor american boy! You are still afraid from Russia. Poor boy!

There aren't many things that they do for anyone but themselves.

But Southpark is awesome

You leave Southpark out of this!

Also… yeah basically America never did anything for any country other then itself.

Fact.

That's not necessarily representative of the American people themselves but as a country they have no concern for other countries and WW2 is testament to that.

I heard an American tell some French guys "We saved your £$%'s in Double ya Double ya two"

They just don't get it, they didn't save anyone, they sat back and watch nations get crippled, they saw everyone else get munched, then when it landed on their doorstep they were like, huh, this is a problem.

France had been invaded, it was done. Cities burned, women and children raped, murdered, killed. America didn't save them they let it happen AND lets not forget Germany lost the vast majority of its strength in attempting to invade Russia, it was the Russians that really saved our bacon in WW2.

Europe knows this, America clearly know jack.

Its like I'm English and I keep getting asked stuff like "Do you live in London then?" or "When do you celebrate your independence day"

Just, so stupid. or "Bonfire night is like independence day" no, ok no its not.

Some Irish bloke tried to blow up parliament so we killed him, stuck his head on a pike and now we celebrate it every year.

ALSO while we're on a rant

Most Americans don't know they tried to invade Canada and LOST!

Canadians get taught about it in school and they even have a song about how they managed to fight off the Americans.

AND AGAIN!

Americans think that they the Boston tea party was about throwing English tea over board because of high taxes and expensive tea.

Actually the tea at that time was the cheapest it had ever been and the taxes were one twentieth of the taxes in England. It was because the tea was so ridiculously cheap that it was thrown overboard. Smugglers couldn't compete with the prices so they threw it overboard.

Its just idiocy piled on idiocy.

To the point where Americans have to wear Canadian badges while traveling so that they're treated a little better.

Rant over

Then we'd see how long those condescending remarks last, when Putin is rolling through on his T-72's;-)

And I'm a huge South Park fan by the way. This one just didn't cut it. They went for the lowbrow, frat boy humour instead of anything more substantial.