Of Course There's a Sarah Palin Sex Doll
From Indecision 2008…
Once you get your hands on the Sarah Palin porno, you're obviously going to want to watch it with a friend, right?
Well, if you're finding them in short supply like me, fear not, because a company called Topco Sales has created the This Is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll. I assume it's named as such to avoid libel suits and confusing Todd Palin.
And like, all great masturbatory aids, it comes complete with a press release…
The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll'
won't debate you — and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth
doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you
to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay
a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF."Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for
Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This
is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that
moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about
foreign policy — having been manufactured in China and all," says
Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco
Sales."
I'm sure the doll is nice, but the hair on my Joe Biden sex doll is much more authentic-looking.
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