The Daily Show's 13 Best Gun Moments
If you know me, then you know I like to call my bicep muscles "the gun show." Whenever I take off my shirt, which happens all the time, I'm like, "Hope you brought your tickets to the gun show, because you just entered the gun show, and the gun show is about to start!"
It's because I have a rare disorder that causes my upper arm muscles to look like muskets. It's terrifying.
Anyway, we've assembled the best gun-related clips from The Daily Show for your Second Amendment celebrating pleasure. Cock it and pull it.
Piece Be With You:
Stephen Colbert makes the case for being named the patron saint of LOLs.
In Cold Blood
The News Better Run – Rob Riggle:
Rob Riggle's probably got guns made of other guns. They shoot tiny guns instead of bullets.
Last Resort
Happy Gun Day
Class Warfare:
Finally, someone finds a use for textbooks. Usually, they are just used to draw penis on historical figure's heads.
Blame Game
Downloaded Weapon:
Finally those of us who enjoy killing in the nude no longer have to live in shame.
Home on the Range
A Round of Shots:
If you can't trust me to carry a loaded 9mm while I binge on Jager Bombs in public after getting laid off, how can you trust me with a child?
Have Gun will Grovel
Banned Aid:
Ed Helms proves that guns don't kill people. People calling people a pussy kills people.
Bye Bye Birdie:
I don't think it gets said nearly enough, so congratulations to Vice President Cheney on over two years of not shooting anyone in the face.
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