I'm a guilt-ridden white guy, so whenever the topic of race comes up I usually respond by sheepishly writing out a reparations check and handing it to the tannest person in the room. Actually, that's how I respond to pretty much anything; it's just easier than having a conversation that might be a touch discomforting. That's why it's great that The Daily Show has a brown guy, so they can talk about brown people stuff all the live long day without a twinge of nervousness. Should I just make this out to cash?