An Exhaustive Look Into an Oft Ignored Comedy Medium

We here at Comedy Central Insider pride ourselves in exploring different mediums of comedic expression. Whether its in print, live performance or scripted television and film, comedy speaks many languages. There is one tongue, which woefully, I must admit, has been neglected time and time again. I am obviously referring to the novelty calendar.

What has brought my attention towards this ignored art-form? Jack Fucking Russell terriers engaging in home fucking improvement with human fucking tools!

Fucking brilliant!

[via Unique Daily]

After the jump, I bring you the best months in the now glorious year.

Remember when Lenny Bruce took a stand and got arrested? The month of January is like that, but better, because instead of offensive, its only cute. It doesn't let it's message get in the way of it's comedy.

The month of February proves that the novelty calendar can tackle tough issues being swept under the rug. The dog standing in the corner has been punished for pooping on the rug.

June is my birthday month, and I can think of no better present than this gem. Just like Billy Wilder's classic Some Like it Hot, this month plays with gender expectations. Another similarity, just as with Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon in drag, I want to have sexual intercourse with this fucking dog.

Christmas comes early this year. Likewise, I also just came early over this picture. This dog is on the toilet reading the paper as if he was people!  I can try, but I cannot improve on the caption from that article.

I officially give up writing comedy.