Before They Get Stale: David Alan Grier, Eugene Mirman and Will Ferrell

Did you guys do your homework and watch Chocolate News? David Alan Grier (DAG for coolios like me) has his official site up and it looks bangin'. [DAG Comedy]

Rodney Dangerfield's widow gets some respect in court. Is that 'respect' joke the only thing people reference from the legendary comic? His other jokes get no respect. [AP Google News]

Good thing Bill Maher doesn't believe in Hell, because this Catholic Parish hopes he burns in it. [Catholic Culture]

If you guessed the new episode of McCain's Brain latches on to those awful reaction shots, you are an awesome guesser. You are now on my team for charades. [Funny or Die]

Last night, David Letterman showed McCain who the true maverick is. [Gawker]

Dear Diary, the new HBO Australian import Summer Heights High looks pretty interesting. Also, I have a crush on the head of the football team. Love, Gonzalo. [Videogum]

Eugene Mirman raises some enlightening questions at the debate. [23/6]

Comedy Central launches live entertainment division, because, despite my pitiful nerddom, TV isn't everything. [Variety]

It looks like this has been the week of taking songs literally. What would happen if songs were stripped of their metaphors? You would die in a car accident, that's what. [College Humor]

Like me, John Hodgman sacrificed sports for his love of Power Man and Iron Fist comics. [Time Out]

Mark Wahlberg wants to punch Andy Samberg in the nose? Say hey to rhinoplasty for me. [Buzzfeed]

Barry Levinson, storied director and co-writer of High Anxiety and Silent Movie, is interviewed. [AV Club]

Will Ferrell to honor George W. Bush's legacy in Bush's home turf, Broadway. [Variety]