I Want to Sex Up Will Arnett's Sitcom Deal
First Amy Poehler's NBC sitcom, then Amy Sedaris's project,
and now Will Arnett has his own sweet deal. What?! Did television decide it didn't own enough of my life already?
Will Arnett is making his way back to Fox, thanks to a handsome and somewhat unique development deal.
Seriously, this deal isn't just handsome, it's downright fuckable! I would sleep with this development deal and then cry afterward because it's clearly too good for me. It's not just handsome, it's unique too! No way can I satisfy its needs.
Arnett will have a high degree of creative control over any project,
the trade papers report. He'll have a say in which writers and
directors he works with and input on the show's concept.
Holy guacamole farts! Will Arnett, a man I would trust with my soul if I hadn't already lost it in the war ('Nam was tough, guys), has a high degree of creative control?! This is great, but the news doesn't stop there.
The actor also is scheduled to return to 30 Rock to reprise his role as an oily network executive.
Whenever Will Arnett shows up on 30 Rock, I get so happy, I want to crack open a box of champale to celebrate. In fact, I'm sticking a straw in one now.
Arnett and his wife, Amy Poehler, are expecting their first child in the next few weeks.
A round of champale for everybody, bartender! And by "bartender", I mean, my mom. And by "a round for everybody," I mean, I'm going to drink alone to ease the pain of not being good enough for Will Arnett's development deal. It was probably just with me out of pity.
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