Rush Limbaugh Is On the Case
From Indecision 2008…
If
you're like most assholes, when you heard Colin Powell had endorsed
Barack Obama, you immediately concluded that it can only be because
they're both black.
I mean, after seeing firsthand the innerworkings of the Bush
Administration's policies not to mention the inarguably disastrous
results of those policies, certainly race is the only possible thing
that could trump Powell's desire for the country to continue on its
present path.
As always, Rush Limbaugh knows exactly what I'm talking about…
"Secretary Powell says his endorsement is not about
race… OK, fine. I am now researching his past endorsements to see if
I can find all the inexperienced, very liberal, white candidates he has
endorsed. I'll let you know what I come up with."
Oh good. Glad to hear it, Rush. Get back to us with your findings
ASAP. And while you're doing that, I'm going to look into how many
grouchy, elderly, unprincipled black candidates with terrifyingly
incurious runningmates Rush Limbaugh has backed. I'll bet it's a ton.
That'll show that dirty racist Colin Powell for sure.
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