Before They Get Stale: Rob Corddry, Al Franken and Jim Gaffigan.
Paul Scheer learns from High School Musical. From the
poster, I learned, instead of masturbating in the basement,
jumping is what one does upon graduating high school. [Paul Scheer]
Because most comedy nerds aren't exactly swimming in p-words, here's Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women. You are welcome.[Buzzfeed]
Remember when I said Jerry Lewis will perform forever. He will also not like gay people very much forever too. [The New York Times]
Jim Gaffigan is an 'eccentric observationalist.' Me Too! I
eccentrically observe people from behind some bushes. Just kidding, I
haven't done that since my restraining order was lifted. [A Special Thing]
Stella is back! Somebody up there likes me, or, more realistically, likes Stella. Who am I kidding? Nobody likes me. [The Apiary]
Al Franken might win Minnesota. It's just like that movie, Man of the Year, except people actually watch the Minnesota Senate race. [Concord Monitor]
Can you identify the gals and ghouls on Patton Oswalt's Halloween card? It's spooooooooooooky! Extra o's mean its scarier! [Punchline Magazine]
In contrast to my grandmother, Ricky Gervais doesn't believe in ghosts and junk? Why does he hate my grandmother?! [Wales Online]
Marsha Brady isn't a fictional character and she totally got it on with Greg Brady, who is her real life step-brother. That is what CNN wants us to believe. [Cracked]
Rob Corddry talks about his upcoming Children's Hospital, which sounds so funny it'll blow your shit out of your socks! [Gothamist]
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You know what's a crutch? Using fakes names in blog comments.
Thanks for the constructive criticism, sexmanfan! Usually the internet is just a bunch of people yelling, "you suck!"
To be honest, I'm just glad you laugh at some of what I write. Even just that warms my shriveled heart. But I'll keep your suggestions in mind.
can i just offer some constructive criticism? i think these link write-ups are funnier when the joke part isn't about the author. i laugh more when the punchline is about the subject of the link. self deprecating humor is funny every now and then, but be careful it doesn't become a crutch.