Before They Get Stale: Rob Corddry, Al Franken and Jim Gaffigan.

Paul Scheer learns from High School Musical. From the

poster, I learned, instead of masturbating in the basement,

jumping is what one does upon graduating high school. [Paul Scheer]

Because most comedy nerds aren't exactly swimming in p-words, here's Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women. You are welcome.[Buzzfeed]

Remember when I said Jerry Lewis will perform forever. He will also not like gay people very much forever too. [The New York Times]

Jim Gaffigan is an 'eccentric observationalist.' Me Too! I

eccentrically observe people from behind some bushes. Just kidding, I

haven't done that since my restraining order was lifted. [A Special Thing]

Stella is back! Somebody up there likes me, or, more realistically, likes Stella. Who am I kidding? Nobody likes me. [The Apiary]

Al Franken might win Minnesota. It's just like that movie, Man of the Year, except people actually watch the Minnesota Senate race. [Concord Monitor]

Can you identify the gals and ghouls on Patton Oswalt's Halloween card? It's spooooooooooooky! Extra o's mean its scarier! [Punchline Magazine]

In contrast to my grandmother, Ricky Gervais doesn't believe in ghosts and junk? Why does he hate my grandmother?! [Wales Online]

Marsha Brady isn't a fictional character and she totally got it on with Greg Brady, who is her real life step-brother. That is what CNN wants us to believe. [Cracked]

Rob Corddry talks about his upcoming Children's Hospital, which sounds so funny it'll blow your shit out of your socks! [Gothamist]