My Evening with John Hodgman

Last night, the estimable John Hodgman visited Ann Arbor, Michigan to read from his new book, More Information Than You Require. I was there. I saw him read. And I was also invited to join him at a local watering hole after the event. The water was delicious. These are the most important things you need to know about the night:

• A woman at the reading asked John Hodgman to Twitter something, so he turned over his iPhone to her and allowed her to Twitter on his behalf.

• A man asked a peculiar question about pies that John Hodgman revealed was identical to a question asked last week in Washington DC. A conspiracy is suspected.

• Molemen like blowjobs.

• The picture to the right is of John Hodgman. I took it. I was sitting next to him at the time. I sat next to him for a long time, but only have photographic proof of this single moment, so I'll ask you to trust me.

• John Hodgman thinks Edgar Wright could perhaps pull off an Ant-Man movie.

• John Hodgman has eaten hummus at least once in his life. I witnessed it. Don't let him tell you otherwise. I lost count of the number of colas he drank. It could be as many as three or as few as two.

• I participated in the longest conversation I've had to date about the band General Public.

• We didn't talk about The Soup Dragons at all.

My sincere thanks to Mr. John Hodgman for being one of the best dudes.