Before They Get Stale: Amy Poehler, John Hodgman and Tina Fey

Belated congratulations to Amy Poehler and Will Arnett on the birth of baby Archie! I hope they make a bundle when People

ponies up for the baby pics. [Chron]

National Lampoon launches audio label, hoping to build on the legacy of Grammy nominated comedy albums. The Grammy's are for grandmas! (I don't know what that means). [Market Watch]

Don't forget about the Daily Show/Colbert election special Indecision 2008: America's Choice. If you forget, I won't be speak to you and you'll die without me speaking to you. [Edmonton Sun]

During their visit to The Colbert Report, Wilco will stay at the local Yankee Foxtrot Hotel. I should hand in my joke badge and my joke gun after typing that joke. [Pitchfork]

Comic caters specifically to military personnel and their families. I love it when Army guys make fun of Navy guys! They are so not as army strong! [Punchline]

John Hodgman was doing a live-chat session and you missed it! You are sentenced to read his funny answers and write a report on why they are funny. [Washington Post]

This fake dating site has less creepy creeps than a real dating site. [Throbbing Hearts via Buzzfeed]

Jerry Seinfeld implies the woman suing his wife is an assassin. She proves him wrong by, instead of assassinating him, filing a half-assed lawsuit. Because that is the opposite of serial killing. [AP]

Comedy Central signs comedians to the Lime Wire Store. Great news for nerds morally against DRM's on their legal downloads, because that is a thing to be morally against too! [Wired]

Reading Joan Rivers say both presidential candidates are garbage, I was like, "Is there any way to please this woman?!" But then she says, "I love watching [Sarah Silverman]," and I was like, "yes, there is." [New York Press]

In some alternate universe, Bristol Palin definitely babysat Tina Fey's daughter. It almost happened in ours! [Gawker]