You can refresh 538.com all the live long day, and all it will get you is a bunch of math. Paul Scheer knows where the real electoral predictors are.
This reminds me of the the time I dressed up as Ross Perot for my high school marching band's Halloween party. The double-stick tape on my comically large nose kept coming unglued to my glasses, so I spent most of the night in the bathroom trying to fix my costume. Also, now that I think about it, it was junior year, which means it was in 1993. Not even an election year.
And that's when I won my first Nobel Awesomeness Prize.
The only real change this election is that the names on the ballots.
http://nomedals.blogspot.com