October 31, 2008 9:29 am
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comedy central insider
Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen wagged his finger at Apple for their opposition to California's Proposition 8. And then he drove the point home by wagging a mallet at his beloved iPhone.
It actually makes a lot of sense to me that Apple would be in favor of equal rights for homosexuals. After all, I never wanted to have sex with a dude until I got my iPhone. Because my iPhone is a man and I want to have sex with it. I want to gay marry my iPhone. Of course, I'll need to have the size of the headphone jack increased before we can consummate our bond.
Just kidding. It's already big enough.
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Well that was a pretty stupid thing to do wasnt it?
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