Before They Get Stale: Chris Rock, Harry Shearer and Sacha Baron Cohen

Chris Rock stumps for Obama. Why does Obama get all the good comics? Well, at least McCain still has Jackie Mason. [Tampa Bay Fox News]

Chris Rock leads a crack-a-lacka life. Don't we all, Chris Rock. Don't we all. [Star Tribune]

(Holding envelope to forehead) Depressed. Sad. And bitter… (looking

into envelope) Words used in new biography to describe Johnny Carson.

Heyooooo! [NY Post]

Like Beyonce and Britney Spears, Kylie Minogue thinks she would make a good comic actress because sexy indubitably equals funny? Indubitably! [Daily Mail]

What does Mr. Burns think of the election? What about Reverend Lovejoy think? These are the questions that matter. [Buzzfeed]

The Canadian pranksters who pranked Sarah Palin are interviewed. The

best part is when the old guy interviewing them uses the word "punking."

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At least Sarah Palin has a sense of humor about her prank phone call. Too bad she's not running for Vice President of having a sense of humor. [Kansas City]

This columnist wants to know, "Your principles or your obsequiousness: which would Stephen Colbert choose?" Um… what does "obsequiousness" mean and is it dirty? [NPR]

Samuel Jackson talks about working with Bernie Mac. [Boston Herald]

Lisa Lampanelli is working on a new HBO pilot. It will have sex and cursing, cause if it didn't, it wouldn't be HBO, it would just be TV.  [Courant]

Tracy Morgan doesn't wait until he's performing to be funny. He's funny everywhere. [New York Times]

According to campaign source, McCain and Tina Fey had "frosty" chemistry on SNL. Do they mean that like slang? "Stay frosty, Senator McCain." "Stay frosty, Tina Fey." [MSNBC]

What happens if the democrats win? Free abortions for all. What happens if the republicans win? Free Bibles for all! The choice is clear, folks… [College Humor]

And the choice is Lando Calrissian. Vote, America! It's not a trap! [Funny or Die]

Bruno gets outed as Sacha Baron Cohen at a gay marriage ban rally. [Telegraph]