Tina Fey retires from being Sarah Palin just as Sarah Palin retires from being relevant. [Entertainment Weekly]
The internet celebrates Obama's win in the only way it knows how, using cats. [Buzzfeed]
How can things be funny now that our government won't suck? Because our government needs to suck for us to laugh apparently. [iol]
I thought mixing the word bro with other words was annoying (see: bromance). But Rob Corddry makes it actually funny! NSFW unless you work in a dildo factory, in which case it's research. [Funny or Die]
Jemaine Clement and wife Miranda Manasiadi got down to business and had a baby. I hear once you have a baby, business hours are over, baby. [The Apiary]
Following its cancellation from the FOX network, King of the Hill is being courted like the first girl in high school to start using the pill. Adult Swim acquired syndication rights. [Variety]
After all the trouble Zack and Miri Make a Porno went through will the upcoming comedy A Good Old Fashioned Orgy keep it's title? How about my spec script, The Penis in Vagina Chronicles. [Variety]
What if becoming friends with benefits was a bit more formal. Just like in weddings, whenever I have sex (never) I usually cry (always). [College Humor]
On tonight's 30 Rock, Oprah will become the world's first Oprah guest star on 30 Rock. [Gawker]
Lewis Black is making new friends in Aruba. [Ad Week]
Aw, pour some out on the curb for Fey's brilliant Palin impression: http://tinyurl.com/4eln43