Jeffrey Tambor says Arrested Development movie is a go. If this is a lie I will officially go from loving Jeffrey Tambor to hating him with bile as fiery as the embers of hell.  [Collider]

A new prank series asks the question, "what if instead of pranking someone jovially, we pranked them and then arrest them for traffic offenses?" Reality TV is ruining the world. [Boing Boing]

David Brenner pines, ""I was… on more talk shows than any… entertainer in the

business but nowadays you have to have an angle… you can't just be funny. That's not good enough

anymore." [Pioneer Local]

When I first heard the Prince of whales got roasted, I was all like, "NOT SHAMU!" But then I realized it was the Prince of Wales, and I was like, "wouldn't he taste kinda gamey?" [Times Online UK]

Aziz Ansari wants to quit comedy and focus on his true passion "eating delicious food." [College Humor]

Artie Lang just released a book and already has an offer to finish

another one. I just released a Wendy's Baconator and my stomach has an

offer to finish another one. Eww that joke. [Punchline Magazine]

Comedy Central shooting two new pilots, Ugly Americans and Evan and Gareth Are Trying to Get Laid. Hurray for more comedy! [Market Watch]

Simpsons scribe Tim Long incorporates his dating experiences into a project for Showtime. Meanwhile, I'm incorporating my dating experience into a medical pamphlet for STD's. [Hollywood Reporter]

An upcoming animated film to star the voices of Steve Carell, Jason Segal, Kristen Wiig, Will Arnett, Danny McBride, Russell Brand, Jemaine Clement, Jack McBrayer, and Julie Andrews. Whew! [Variety]

David O. Russell signed on to direct Matthew McConaughey's next film. It bears little resemblance to McConaughey's previous work, except he is shirtless for half the film (it's in his contract). [Variety]

Tracy Morgan says he's not as funny in the morning and then proceeds to be very funny. It's a dichotomy I'm willing to live with. [Videogum]

Brian Regan says, "…some scientist referred to [Pluto] as a "dwarf planet And it

just kills me that you can't use… politically incorrect [terms] on

our planet but… just toss them at an entire celestial body." [Bostonist]