Whoever said 2008 is the year of the rat is wrong. That's right. All of China and your crazy new age aunt who believes in Chinese astrology despite knowing nothing of their culture were wrong. 2008 is clearly the year of Tina Fey.
Why is Obama a cinch? He can't even tell a Nancy Reagan joke without apologizing for it. I can tell a much better Nancy Reagan joke and I'm not even president. The one button Ronald Reagan didn't have his finger on during his presidency was Nancy Reagan's G-spot. See?
I think I've proven my point about Tina Fey deserving Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" honor. Make this happen now, Time Magazine. Honoring 30 Rock is the green thing to do…
I'm assuming they are giving the environmental award to 30 Rock because it makes me laugh so hard that I can't breath, which reduces the carbon dioxide in the air.
After the jump, I share with you which award I believe Tina Fey also deserves…
THE EVERY AWARD EVER AWARD!
"Where the fuck's my Kids' Choice Award?"