Do you know how much money Elmo and Patsy have? Let's just say they could easily buy and sell both of us, and then buy us back at the marked-up retail price, and then give us as gifts to people they hate. Obviously I'm kidding; Elmo and Patsy have a guy they pay to do that. Because they're rich. But Elmo and Patsy are about to get knocked off their diamond-encrusted unicorn-bone throne  by Stephen T. Colbert.

Another Christmas Song – Stephen Colbert

[Via Pitchfork]

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