Stephen Colbert's Another Christmas Song
Do you know how much money Elmo and Patsy have? Let's just say they could easily buy and sell both of us, and then buy us back at the marked-up retail price, and then give us as gifts to people they hate. Obviously I'm kidding; Elmo and Patsy have a guy they pay to do that. Because they're rich. But Elmo and Patsy are about to get knocked off their diamond-encrusted unicorn-bone throne by Stephen T. Colbert.
[Via Pitchfork]
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