November 17, 2008 9:53 am
Dennis DiClaudio
Dennis DiClaudio
Oh… My… Gawd!
I need to get me one of these incredibly useful SpeedFit exercise contraptions immediately!
If I could tell you the years I've spent trapped in this one place (that, luckily, happens to be right in front of a computer) for lack of some way to ambulate from one place to another. But no more!
No, now that SpeedFit is here, I can get from one point to another simply by moving my legs, thereby manipulating a conveyor belt and causing giant monster truck-sized wheels to spin. It's so simple! Why didn't somebody think of this millions of years ago?
Hopefully, sometime before my grandchildren are born, someone will invent a means of turning corners.
(Via Burbia)
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