Author Malcolm Gladwell made his third appearance on The Colbert Report last night and made a startling announcement. According to Gladwell, you are statistically more likely to be rich if you were born in 1935 than in any other year in the 20th century.



So all I need to do now is get a time-machine, go back to 1977, kidnap my pregnant mother, drop her in 1935, and I'll be loaded. Of course, to buy a time-machine,

I'll need to be rich first. Dammit!

It's like trying to claim insanity

to get out of a deadly mission, but realizing that the mission is

deadly confirms my sanity. Why isn't there a name for that?!

Malcolm Gladwell's first two Colbert Report appearances can be found after the jump.





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