Thanks to last night's season finale of South Park, I finally know the difference between goths and vampires.

You know, in my day we called goths squids. Or maybe it was vampires that we called squids. Or maybe squids were a larger more encompassing delineation that has since suffered a sectarian schism. All I know is there were gloomy kids who were called squids, and every Friday night they rumbled with the socs outside the malt shop. Also, there wasn't an internet yet and Presidents were white!

More clips and full episodes can be found at South Park Studios.

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