A lot of people think I believe my lungs will explode if I don't poop in the fridge every morning. But that's not true at all. I just do a character who believes his lungs will explode if he doesn't poop in the fridge every morning. It's just like Stephen Colbert, who is not a racist. He just happens to do a racist character named Ching Chong Ding Dong. It's hilarious. He did Ching Chong on last night's show, and I totally ROR'd (That's not a character; I'm actually racist). With that in mind, here are Ching Chong Ding Dong's greatest hits.