When I was a kid, I was somehow convinced that one innocent crank call would land me in jail for life, so to this day, I've never made one. I've also always been convinced that I would be put in jail for exercising or not masturbating. There's not a lot of logic behind it, but you just never know, so better safe than sorry. Jim Florentine, on the other hand, has turned crank calls into a art form.
[Via Punchline]