December 3, 2008 1:58 pm
Dennis DiClaudio
Dennis DiClaudio
Here's just a short list of some of your favorite comedians and actors who will almost certainly spend eternity in perdition for their roles in this musical sketch protesting California's recently-passed constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage: Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Maya Rudolph, Margaret Cho, Andy Richter and Neil Patrick Harris.
See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
Why can't people just get it through their heads: Jesus hates community theater.
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The Shell (Fish) Game‚Ä®
God hates murder and shell fish. So, making it against the law to eat shell fish, seems absurd, therefore hating murder must be equally absurd. ‚Ä®
Hey this is great! ‚Ä®
Now I can justify any type of behavior, based on the Biblical injunction against eating shell fish. Because as we all know, every type of crime is equally as bad as every other type of crime.‚Ä®
Shooting heroin is equal to jay-walking.‚Ä®
Rape is the same as not cleaning up your dog's poop when you walk it.‚Ä®
Kidnapping a child is no worse than spitting on the sidewalk.‚Ä®
Go ahead and commit adultery and then tell your spouse it's no worse than eating a shrimp cocktail. After all GOD considers both adultery and shell fish to be abominations. I'm sure your spouse will realize the absurdity of holding your affair against you.‚Ä®
By the way the penalty for eating shell fish was to mix a little flour with some oil and burn it on the altar. The penalty for homosexuality was death. That proves GOD found both transgressions equally abhorrent. ‚Ä®
Wow! Jack Black is a genius. I intend to live my life according to Jack Black's moral code. He's a damned, funny guy, I'll give him that. So this commercial must be another one of his over the top jokes.‚Ä®
As for Thomas Jefferson advocating the separation of Church and State. ‚Ä®
Most people nowadays would be shocked to learn that Thomas Jefferson advocated emasculation as the penalty for homosexuality in his home state of Virginia, and even authored a bill to that effect. ‚Ä®(1781, Query 14; cf. 1903, 1:226-227).‚Ä®
My bet is; a homosexual would rather run into Jesus than any of America's Founding Fathers.‚Ä® Jesus would forgive the homosexual and tell him/her to, "go and sin no more." ‚Ä®
To a man the founding fathers advocated one of these three punishments for homosexuality; imprisonment, castration or execution.