December 5th 10:10AM by
Matt Tobey
Jon Stewart's Autoerotic Explanation
As someone who lives in Detroit but has a job based in New York, I feel I bring a unique perspective to the auto industry bailout debate. And to be honest, I'm on the fence. On the one hand, if the Big Three were allowed to fail, most of my family and friends would suddenly be out of work and Michigan would become a post-apocalyptic wasteland–excuse me, more of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. On the other hand, I'd still have a job and would surely be able to get some great deals on gun-turret-equipped dune buggies and sleeveless leather jackets. But, unlike me, Jon Stewart has his mind made up.
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