So it's official:  the illustrious Fran "Bringin' Nasal Back" Drescher is throwing her hat (hair?) into the ring for Hillary's soon-to-be-absent senate seat. I don't know why everyone is having such a field day with this: yeah she's got a voice that could peel that smug smile off of Illinois Governor Rod R. Blagojevich's face, but — dare I say it? That woman is more qualified to take care of New York than Hillary ever was.

She's from Queens for Yahweh's sake!  The Aqua Net, leopard-print, why-can't-you-marry-a-doctor lifestyle wasn't just the premise of her 1990s sitcom "The Nanny" — she was raised with plastic-covered couches and "I asked for the centah-cut tongue!"  She went to high school with Ray Romano!  She was in Saturday Night Fever!  Put that into your Yale-Law-issue pipe and smoke it, Hillary.  And really? Everyone keeps bringing up Drescher's laugh?  What's wrong with that?  How quickly we forget:

If "The Nanny" is any indication, Drescher's gonna slap a little eyeshadow on New York, teach it how to know if a boy likes it, and cover up its hickey with some oil-based concealer.  New York will fall in love with her just like the Sheffields and Space Ghost (after the jump).  Listen for the laugh… it's charming. 

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