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It's here, folks! The White House released its annual Barney White House Christmas video, A Red White and Blue Christmas. So pull up your favorite torture chair, turn up the volume on your computer one last time before pawning it to pay rent, and enjoy this welcome distraction from everything terrible Bush has wrought.

I guess that was cute, but now that the entire nation has decided to join in hating Bush, I think it's time to lead the charge in hating Barney's stupid videos.

After the jump, I pick a bone with Barney and his A Red, White, and Blue Christmas video. 

How could anyone fuck up a simple Dog/Christmas video? Oh, the Bush administration will find a way. 

ZZZZ's are meant to signify sleeping. Barney is clearly walking in this shot. I hope someone got fired for this blunder. Can we impeach President Bush on grounds of not understanding simple cartoon lexicography?

Billions of dollars at your disposal, White House, and these are the best special effects you can do? At least if this was some Armageddon type shit, I'd understand why I didn't have health care. Also, weren't the Olympics like a million years ago? 

Alright, that's actually kind of an awesome image. This son of a bitch can swim. USA! USA!

Photographed with Bush? Barney's political career is officially over.

Who the fuck is this guy? He's awkward and strange. Make him go away! 

The honeymoon is over, Michael Phelps. We don't like you anymore. Your picture should be on a box of Weakies, because you are definitely weak.

The press corp sensibly hide their faces so as to avoid embarrassment at appearing in this video.

Ah! Make it stop, Barney! Don't make me look into Laura Bush's soulless eyes anymore!

Oh, Laura Bush, try as you might, you will never be as warm and iconic as Barbara Bush. Is there anything behind that vacant smile? I guess we'll have to wait till her memoir is ghostwritten to find out.

And finally, an animated gif of Barney being thrown at Bush, because, why not?

I hear in the Middle East, throwing a dog at someone is a grave insult.