I like food. And I know for a fact that you like food too. Otherwise you'd be dead and couldn't read this. That's what we in the reasoning business call deduction. And I've also deduced that Stephen Colbert isn't dead either. That's why, when he's not shoving patriotism down your throat, you can be sure he's shoving food down his. So from Doritos to creamsicles, here are The Colbert Report's best food and drink moments.