Tracy Morgan Set to Play Nigerian Prince
Last night I had a dream where I was in a movie theater watching a movie written by John Mulaney and Nick Kroll wherein Tracy Morgan played a Nigerian prince. Then I realized I was naked, so I ran out of the theater and drove away in my penis shaped car. You might think this whole dream is symbolic of my repressed homosexuality, but it was obviously symbolic of the new Tracy Morgan movie, and I'm psychic…
"Freshman Roommates" asks the question
what if one of the [Nigerian scam] emails isn't a scam.
Ooooh, I think I know the answer to that question. If one of the 419 emails wasn't a scam, then hundreds of naive grandmas who had their email accounts set up by their grandchildren would be able to afford their retirement dreams of having their medications and not dying poor? Is that the answer?
Story kicks off when a young
man answers one such email during a drunken stupor. Soon thereafter,
the spoiled son of a deposed African dictator (Morgan) shows up at his
door, looking to secure his inheritance.
This movie sounds like a modern Coming to America. Which is weird, because wasn't the now classic film Coming to America considered modern just a few years back? Are the 1980's the new 1940's? Will the AFI be curating a Leonard Maltin hosted I ‚ô• the 80's retrospective?
The answers to all these questions is obviously yes.
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