As everybody knows, the true meaning of Christmas isn't selflessness or good will or Baby Jesus' love or eggnog or when your dog gets all excited after you feed her twelve candy canes and then runs around the living room like crazy until she accidentally knocks over the Christmas tree and then your dad wakes up and starts screaming at your and your brother and jumping around until he accidentally knocks the Christmas tree down the basement stairs.

It's holiday movies! Holiday movies like "Four Christmases," which is totally going to rock, I'm sure, when I finally see it in seven years when it's on TBS at my parents' house over and I'm sitting on the couch, lazily feeding candy canes to the dog.

That said, here's Landline TV's "Four Christmases 2: The Jingle Claus":