Nothing Says I Have the Internet and 3 Spare Minutes Like a Comedy Central Holiday E-Card
Sure, you lost your job and house this year, but no matter how tough things get, your local library has free internet access, so you can still exercise your constitutionally guaranteed right to masturbate to pornography and send holiday e-cards. But where could you possibly find free holiday e-cards this close to Christmas? Well, I'll do you a solid and point you in the right direction, but you have to promise to save me a spot around the trashcan fire. Click this image and soon your loved ones will be saying, "Well, at least it's not spam."
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