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Wouldn't it be great if Ringo Starr died? That way, everyone who was there for the Paul-is-dead hysteria of the late '60s could admire how ironic it was that he was the only Beatle still alive. We are totally one Beatle away from making this happen.

Anyway, here's a thing about a guy who parodied a bunch of Paul McCartney songs for the movie Role Models:

Charles Gansa, a Brooklyn songwriter and musician formerly of the indie band Guv’ner, has come up with the wittiest musical joke of the year: a song called “Love Take Me Down (To the Streets),” which can be heard during the closing credits of the hit comedy Role Models. It’s an affectionate parody of the melodic hit singles turned out by Paul McCartney’s post-Beatles band, Wings, in the 1970s.

But seriously, people. Ringo's gotta go. Peace!