If you're like me, you've always wished you could be Jewish. After all, Jewish people are great at math and basketball, they have huge penises, and they've been beloved throughout history by everyone all over the world. But as Lewis Black points out in this stand-up clip, being Jewish might not be all it's cracked up to be, at least around the holidays.

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