5 Ways to Waste an Entire Day
Just because the year is winding down and things are running slower than usual doesn't mean there aren't plenty of fun things to do besides working. Since Matt Tobey is on vacation and there is a dearth of comedy news, I've pretty much used my day to explore the innertubes, my own mind and the many pleasures of spinning around in an office chair. Now, it is my privilege to share with you what I have resourcefully filled my day with…
1. Checking Out Weird Al Yankovich music videos
If you are like me, your first search on the new MTV Music site was for Weird Al videos. You probably watched Eat It, laughed and bookmarked the page to watch when you had time. But then you forgot about it because you had a Dentist's appointment or something super lame. Well, today is your day, because Weird Al's canon is still there and there's nothing to do.
After the jump, more suggestions to eat up your time.
2. Perusing Old SNL clips
On a lazy day like this, there's nothing better than watching the Not Ready for Prime Time Players flail around wildly for your entertainment. I never realized just how physical that show can be.
3. Watching Things on Funny or Die
There's so much content on Funny or Die, and I've voraciously consumed most of it. But there are a few things that fell through the cracks for me. I've spent the day perusing the site for those little gems I somehow missed.
4. Writing Lists of Inane Things
It's the end of the year. We all know what that means. It's time for a bunch of lists!
Top Five Reasons I Wrote This List
5. I was bored.
4. I already masturbated three times too many today.
3. I am obsessive compulsive and it soothes me.
2. This is how I make a living
1. No other content is available on the entire internet.
5. Drinking Water
Easily how I wasted the most time today was by getting up from my chair to drink some H20.
Honorable Mention: Drinking Water… On the Moon!
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