South Park Kicks Dr. House's Crippled Ass

Have you guys heard of this Facebook contraption? Apparently it's pretty popular with the young adults. And there's nothing young adults love more than South Park. Well, maybe they love auto-erotic asphyxiation a little more. I don't know what young people are into these days.

Regardless, South Park is not only the single most popular facebook TV show page, but it's also the first one to reach one million friends. House is trailing in second place. I've never seen House, but from their facebook picture, I believe it's a show about a man who holds a smiley face balloon. Sounds like a total Snoozefest '08 (oops, '09 in a few hours) to me.

In third place is Los Simpsons, which seems like a complete rip-off of The Simpsons. Let's all make South Park the first show whose Facebook page reaches two million friends. That'll show all the naysayers and the fat cats in Washington who's boss.