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What does it take to get Eddie Izzard to give you your very own private 90 minute stand-up set? In the case of one unfortunate tourist, breaking three vertebrae, both arms and shattering his pelvis while trying to escape terrorists during November's Mumbai attacks.

Poor Will Pike was vacationing in India with his girlfriend, but had to miss Izzard's show in London last month while recuperating. Pike's dad asked the comedian if he could send a note and received a personal hospital visit and concert instead.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm tearing up over my fanboy eyeliner.