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The Evening Sun reports that some silly hippie music church in Pennsylvania is objecting to jurors watching a Daily Show report.
Pennsylvania church whose services consist of rock and jazz concerts
don't want jurors to see a humorous report from The Daily Show when
its religious freedom lawsuit goes to trial next month.
Attorneys
for the Church of Universal Love and Music say the four-minute bit
featuring church founder William Pritts is edited to suit the comedy
show's agenda and isn't "remotely relevant" to the serious religious
issues in the case.
Since I'm not a lawyer and clearly know nothing about the law, I can't speak definitively on this subject. But then again, I am a blogger, so it's my job to speak definitively on subjects I clearly know nothing about. I definitively decide that all the jurors in the world should watch this funny The Daily Show report. Even if you're not a juror, you can watch it too…
All The Church of Universal Love and Music wants is the rights to keep worshiping the righteous savior in their own unique way. denying zoning exceptions that prevent concerts. Oops. All they want is the right to keep worshiping in their own unique way and one million dollars. Hemp shampoo and vegan pot brownies aren't cheap, ya know.
Regardless, they surely are legitimately attempting to practice their faith. The county says Pritts started holding the concerts in 2002 and only claimed to run a church after he ran afoul of zoning rules.
God is speaking to me, dear readers. He is telling me that whether or not jurors watch The Daily Show clip, Williams Pritts and The Church of Universal Love and Music don't stand a chance in court. Oh wait, that's not God speaking to me. It's just common sense.
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Funny part, the CULMusic is LEGAL now. So, laugh all you want, we are rocking out!
That video is very funny
My religion REQUIRES me to mock everybody else's religion. Anybody who dares to infringe on my freedom of religion should brace themselves to face the WRATH OF THE LORD!