Before They Get Stale: Flight of the Conchords, Eugene Mirman and Aziz Ansari

Flight of the Conchords lost some weight since they last performed under the name Tenacious D. [Time Out]

They also got some muscles. [Best Week Ever]

Now that UCB is opening an East Village location, I can finally experience the joy of RENT and improv comedy back to back. [New York Magazine]

Do dogs go to heaven? I certainly hope not. My dog knows too much. [Buzzfeed]

A bunch of comics, Eugene Mirman included, solve the Israeli/Palestinian conflict using the power of NPR covered comedy shows. [NPR]

A few days ago, Punchline reported on bankers now desperate enough to venture into comedy. Now they post about married men now divorced enough to do the same. [Punchline Magazine]

Salma Hayek will guest star on tonight's 30 Rock. As a Hispanic male, whenever Salma Hayek's name is mentioned I am legally obligated to holler, "Ay, mamacita, ven aqui!" [Videogum]

Aziz Ansari's interviews are always so whimsically absurd. There's no such things as fish tacos, you silly Billy. [Gothamist]

Let's make this new site from A Special Thing message board member willoneil the single most successful blog this side of Hot Chicks with Douchebags. [Animals Who Need Big Kisses]