I talk a lot about not owning a TV on this blog. But (SPOILER ALERT!) it's just a schtick. I have a TV. I have eleven TVs. I have TVs in my TVs so I can watch TV while I watch TV, dawg. But Rachel Maddow was on The Daily Show last night, and when she said she doesn't own a TV, I'm pretty sure she wasn't doing a bit, which is crazy, even perhaps Un-American. I mean, how does she fulfill her civic duty of casually flipping around looking for something to kill half-an-hour and then accidentally watching seven hours of a Brooke Knows Best marathon?